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Welcome to the first list of (quality) Uranus jokes online!

Uranus is a part of everyone's childhood. Uranus is synonomous with hilarity. No one knows anything more about it, than that it's a laugh riot. And even though everyone has joked about Uranus, the internet seems to ignore it. Not Triangles is here to give Uranus the exposure and attention it needs!

All jokes are originals. If it has a name next to it, it was submittled by a reader
To submit your own Uranus joke; send an e-mail to steven@nottriangles.com with "Uranus Joke" as the subject and the name you want by the joke.

There is only disaster and solitude in Uranus' future.

Everyone always notices the blue palor of Uranus and thinks that there can't be anything worthwhile beyond that.

I made a scale model of Uranus.

Lying on my back under the night sky, I reached up for Uranus.

I've heard Uranus is full of craters.

The noxious gases of Uranus could kill a man.


I hear they found creatures in Uranus.


If you look really closely, you can see the wrinkles between the rings of Uranus.

I once drew a picture of bunnies and flowers dancing on Uranus, but now I know it's actually covered in stagnation and misery.

Uranus is crawling with life.

(Friend's name) was a simple man with a simple dream: to reach Uranus and claim it as his own.


Uranus is under constant assault from unidentified objects.


Who do you think will be the first to colonize Uranus?


I heard NASA is going to blow their load on Uranus soon.


How many probes have taken core samples from Uranus?


Just about anyone can see Uranus on any given night.


Even though everyone knows Uranus was named after a Greek god, it's still humiliating when they refer to it by it's common name: the giant cyclops.


Uranus has been held in a shroud of mystery since its discovery.


I hear they've plunged quite a few orbiters into Uranus.


Uranus is often seen as a cold and desolate place, but in fact it is extremely volatile and alive.


T-SHIRT: I'm huge in Japan Uranus!


No women have ever been to Uranus, but men... they've been all over it.


The scientific term, 'Uranus' bleeding,' refers to the one week in the year when a visible red streak follows Uranus' path
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